Simple Simon (played by Cazic Thule) met a Pieman

[Ssark]

Simple Simon met a pieman
Just west of Overthere
Says Simple Simon to the pieman
Let me taste your ware

Says the pieman to Simple Simon
No!  Halflings do not share
Says Simple Simon to the pieman
Then I will beat you bare

So Simple Simon sent three golems
To accost the Freelance fair
But that pieman (he was a wiseman)
Beat them fair and square

Says the pieman to Simple Simon
is that all you dare?
And Simple Simon, after playing Simon (says)
Laid down over there


Freelance trashes Fear Itself, 6/22/2012, on first attempt.